If ur pets dont like him he aint da one
Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot
Me: ??? Where’s the news
my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression
fun fact i knew this girl from camp who had a british accent but she wasn’t from england and then one day i went to her house and her parents didn’t have a british accent either so i asked her where she got it from because i was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a british accent
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
niall’s the realest cuz he tweets all the boys on their birthdays they dont deserve him